Thursday, 9 April 2009

My, that was Quick

Ha Ha Ha!

Britain's most senior counter-terrorism officer has resigned after inadvertently revealing details of a highly secret police operation.

Mayor of London Boris Johnson said it was "with great sadness" that he had accepted Assistant Commissioner Bob Quick's resignation.

Good riddance, you little fear-mongering lickspittle turd.

Update: TDM:

Amid frantic behind the scenes activity last night, the government issued an 'F-Notice', designed to alert the media that a senior security official has been identified as a 'fucknut'.

Home Office sources said the plan to beat seven shades of shit out of you is a downgraded version of an original plan to just shoot you in the face.

A senior official said: "We have to remember what our key objective is - using the broad palette of police brutality to keep you in a constant state of fear.

"Shooting someone in the face does look a tad pre-meditated. With random, indiscriminate assaults it's much easier to claim that an individual officer just got a bit 'carried away'."

Dr Tom Logan, a security analyst, said: "A society can survive when its police force is either violent or stupid, but you really can't do both at the same time."

Tip of the clown wig to Silas the fat northern hobbit.


Dungeekin said...

The resignation is just a cover-up. He's not actually resigned.

The truth is - he's been arrested. Turns out he was an Al-Qaeda mole all along!


JuliaM said...

"Mayor of London Boris Johnson said it was "with great sadness" that he had accepted Assistant Commissioner Bob Quick's resignation."

Did he keep a straight face as he said that?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Aye, cheerio ya knob. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

The Penguin said...

Still, it'll give him time to get the correct licences and insurances for his hire car business....

The Penguin

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Daily Mash has the story covered already.

The Economic Voice said...

At least he resigned. That's shown new labour ministers the correct thing to do when you fuck up.

curly15 said...

How do these journalists get away with photographing policemen in the execution of their duties?

Fidothedog said...

He is now avilable for weddings, funerals etc...Oh hang on he was before.