Most agents of the Hydra-Headed Tyranny Known as The Beast have a vested interest in exaggerating and prolonging the problems we pay them to solve.
Not Plod. Plod is different. Since 98% of crime is provoked by the presence of a police officer in the first place, Plod doesn't have to do anything very much except turn up, swirl his truncheon around manfully and perhaps bend at the knees a few times.
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Plod is a cunt.Plod really,really is a cunt.
Why do police go about in threes? One can read,one can write,the other keeps an eye on the 2 dangerously subversive intellectuals.
^^^ excellent
Most agents of the Hydra-Headed Tyranny Known as The Beast have a vested interest in exaggerating and prolonging the problems we pay them to solve.
Not Plod. Plod is different. Since 98% of crime is provoked by the presence of a police officer in the first place, Plod doesn't have to do anything very much except turn up, swirl his truncheon around manfully and perhaps bend at the knees a few times.
Thought for the day - Truncheon Meat.
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