Three sons of the firebrand Islamic preacher Abu Hamza could face jail after yesterday admitting taking part in a £1million stolen car fraud.
OK, so ignoring the irony of a militant Islamist's kids stealing to fund "a 'party lifestyle'" and that one of them "also admitted possession of cocaine with intent to supply", which I'm pretty sure is not acceptable to Muslims, what is this "could face jail" crap?
Judge Peter Testar at Southwark Crown Court warned the gang yesterday they could face jail.
'I am ordering these pre-sentence reports with no prejudice - that means no promises,' he said.
Hang on a minute. They stole dozens of cars, blatantly defrauded a number of businesses, dealt drugs and they could face jail? Could?
What the fuckety fuck do you have to do to go to jail nowadays?
Tip of the clown wig to Pengy.