Saturday, 9 May 2009

After his wife left him ...

... Tony Alleyne set out to create the ultimate bachelor pad, painstakingly turning his flat into a Star Trek set:



I can't imagine why she would leave him, can you?

14 comments:

Rob Farrington said...

Because she's a Battlestar Galactica fan?

shireen said...

Looks brilliant but does render him a selfish useless twat!

Of which i'm sure he doesn't care...

Harri said...

The inconsiderate cow probably could not come to terms with the lunatics 'clingons '

Ithangyou.

Harri said...

Or maybe, just maybe and this is a bit of a long shot, but here goes fuck all, it might have been the case that the fucking lunatic wanted to go the whole hog and do a deed poll thingy on his distraught and long suffering wife!

Now being called Mrs Shatonher is a bit much!

Why did the total treky twat not take up stamp collecting or Labour bashing ... he would still be married then would he not ? instead of being happy.

Lucky twat

Laudanum said...

Right well fuck the lot of the anti Trek crowd, I happen to love it.

Obsidian said...

Meh, if it was TOS I'd be impressed.

TNG was okay, but far too plasticky, preachy and socialist.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Hmm...easy nice wipe-clean surfaces. No hairs down the plughole...

I didn't seen a fridge-freezer. Perhaps he doesn't eat.

In comparison with other blokey obsessions, it seems quite mild.

Wonder what the bedroom is like???

Harri ' beam me up Scotty ' its getting well hot down here. said...

I would dearly like to apolgise for my anti -star trek remarks and would like to retract any negative and offensive comments.

But for all the wrong reasons maybe ( depending on what way you look at it )

Well one reason too be honest and that reason is 7 of 9, Borg or no Borg with some serious facial extras, she could phazer me untill my eyes started to bleed !

I bet his wife resembled Yoda and thats why he does not appear too bothered .. Yoda ! fuck it, that was starwars ?

K. MacEgan said...

Make it so Mr Warf.

The Penguin said...

At least he's not wearing clown make-up....

The Penguin

curly15 said...

Nice kitchen, what the hell is she moaning about?

Warsteiner said...

Ah, but no belfast sink - fail

Old Bag said...

its very bright in that place..wouldnt like to have his fucking electric bill.

alison said...

I thought it was just little girls who got weird crushes on strange clowns.