Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Are Britain's Twelve-Year-Olds Firing Blanks?

Hah!

Meanwhile Alfie Patten is understood to be relieved the daughter he was alleged to have fathered is not his as it now means he will be able to have sex with it in about 15 years time.


Once again, TDM gives the real skinny about the news.

4 comments:

Anna Raccoon said...

I tried not to laugh, really I did...

subrosa said...

Tut tut, but oh so true.

JuliaM said...

Lol!

The radio had some paid-up member of the Righteous wibbling on this afternoon about what a terrible tragedy it was for the child and how disgracefully the media and parents had behaved and how they should now receive 'help'.

Took me a while to realise she was talking about Alfie. Not the unfortunate offspring of the fecund Chantelle and (insert name here).

That, coupled with Max Clifford's exhoration to the media to leave Alfie alone now (the cheeky sod!) almost alleviated my glee at the speaker being prised from his cushion.

Almost. Not quite, though..

Old Bag said...

im suprised that little cherub didnt get swallowed up whole by that sluts' cunt...