Monday, 11 May 2009

Bastard cunting doctors

Fuck's sake, why do they keep wanting to chase me out of the fucking room when I'm there with my kid? Am I not allowed to be interested in my kid's fucking wellbeing? Is it that fucking unnatural for a father to simply want to know that his kid is OK??

Fucking socialised medicine has fuck all to do with health and everything to do with encouraging the client state and breaking down the family.*


(Oh and they made me wait 40 fucking minutes before treating me like a fucking leper. If I had been 40 minutes late, they would just have told me to fuck off. Cunts.)

Update: my kid is on the phone to a friend. Apparently, the doctors in this country are something called "an epic fail". Sounds very nearly as pissed off as I am.

Update 2: Seems I'm not alone in how I feel.

* I realise this is something of an overstatement. But really, not much. Fucking bastard cunting whore of a shitbag.


Gigits said...

Doctors are generally shit. They are a strange bunch as well - it must be something to do with having to dissect all them corpses when training.

Anonymous said...

Never fall ill in August the real docs are on holiday you will get 19 yr old who will probably kill you (then hush it up).True story-when I was a student M.H nurse a consultant had a card in his wallet saying "Don't take me to North Middlesex".

Dick Puddlecote said...

Doctors have taken over from the clergy as self-appointed arbiters of our well-being.

Just like MPs, they seem to have forgotten that we pay their fucking wages.

Create a proper market amongst GPs instead of being allocated one and having to get on with it, and their attitudes would improve immensely.

Make 'em scrap for our business (and it is business seeing as they are not free) and see the difference.

AntiCitizenOne said...

When the NHS was created it was the people of the UK that was nationalised.

Has beurocratic rationing work anywhere ever?

Leg-iron said...

They have to get you out of the way so they can check for evidence of kiddy fiddling.

The NHS is now another branch of the Social Engineering Department. If they so much as suspect you like a tipple or a smoke, you're marked as 'Evil' and therefore must be rigorously checked for all other manifestations of Evil.

Just like in the Inquisition days. Has your doctor been looking for unusual moles or birthmarks, and sticking pins in them?

Anonymous said...

I realise this is something of an overstatement. But really, not much. Fucking bastard cunting whore of a shitbag.

So we can take it your not too keen on your son then?

Anonymous said...

glad you're making capital out of being a professional victim - gurner

Chalcedon said...

I always expected parents to accompany minors during an examination. It's only right. If I was examining a woman I would often ask a nurse to be present. The problem is these days you only get a 10 minute slot if you are lucky. Oh, I'm wrong. It's 2 minutes.

Anyways, I got fed up years ago with this bloody target bollocks and went into what I call commercial medicine. Working with pharma and biotech companies. Much better and no whining patients to deal with.

Anonymous said...

I've just had a taste of this stupidity myself -

Anonymous said...

MAkes me glad I don't have kids, cos frankly I would not put up with that!