Ed Balls: The prime minister's right hand man who now harbours ambitions to succeed him. But backbenchers are divided; Some say he is a charmless, gutless little turd, while others insist he has a face you could punch all day.
Nick Brown: The chief whip has been described as Mr Brown's 'hatchet man' as if he's some kind of East End gangster, but is actually just some fat ponce of a politician who would piss himself in a bar fight.
Hazel Blears: Britain's most powerful Borrower. Lives inside the skirting boards at Number 10 where she chews through the modem cables and eats off an old bobbin. Can make a Babybel cheese last for a month.
James Purnell: If it looks like a junior salesman and sounds like a junior salesman, you call it what it is.
And just for Trixy:
David Miliband: Enjoys bananas... Has dark hair... Quite tall? Unless we're thinking of someone else.
5 comments:
Once again they hit the nail on the head. Top stuff.
They are really on top form with this one, aren't they?
Very good.
Very good indeed,care to "do a line with me"
class!
I have been reading the Daily Mash since it first kicked off.
Just lately I am convinced that it is no longer a spoof newspaper.
I believe it is actually factual.
Of course, I have also ruined some very good underwear as well. It is fucking funny.
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