Thursday, 28 May 2009

Motivation -- an occasional series: Part 15

8 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Reminds me of a joke.

What do you say to a muslim woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, her husband has told her twice already...

Anonymous said...

What does a woman do when she gets back from the battered wives centre?
If she knows whats good for her the dishes.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Albania, and boasted that he had told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an English girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

JuliaM said...

Lol!

Harri romance is not dead ... just yet said...

Chauvinist pigs ! so here is one for the ladies...
Three women sitting around a table having a coffee, first women looks up and says i am thinking of having Botox and breast implants, second women says i am thinking of having Liposuction and waxing, third women looks up and says, i am thinking of having my aresehole bleached... the other two women look at her in horror and asks " Do you think your husband will look okay with blonde hair?

Mark Brentano said...

Ah, come on. I read this site a lot and it's a grin. But I went out out with a gal who'd had a few back-handers [not from me] and I don't know if it makes that great leap into humour. I suppose freedom of speech is freedom of speech, but is a bird with a couple of bruises on her face an amuser? Perhaps I'm getting old.

Ayrdale said...

Obnoxious, Obnoxio.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Mark and Ayrdale.