A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
Some godawful anthology of animals doing the funniest things once featured a greyhound race from old Oz.The one at the front of the pack had a good twenty yards on his rivals and was haring into the home stretch as the commentator went mental:"Yeah, the Cap'n's got 'em all licked! He's storming away to another sure-fire victory!"But then the brute unaccountably decelerated until he finally ground to a halt, put his four paws together and ..."Aw, I don't BELIEVE it! He's stopped for a TOSCA in the middle of the flaming TRACK!!!"
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