Obo ,let me just say this... you would not want it on the end of your nose as a fucking wart!
Ithangyou.
I was standing there minding my own business in the pub shithouse when this bastard giant of a bloke stands next to me and smirks and said blimey the waters cold aint it ... i replied yeah mate and fucking deep?
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Sounds quite a reasonable sort of bloke to me...
This is great. I smell an ARG (Alternate Reality Game).
Does that say " spank " ? now dying from spanking the monkey is one thing, but spanking a steam train is a new ball game?
@Harri: depends how well-endowed you are. :o)
Obo ,let me just say this... you would not want it on the end of your nose as a fucking wart!
Ithangyou.
I was standing there minding my own business in the pub shithouse when this bastard giant of a bloke stands next to me and smirks and said blimey the waters cold aint it ... i replied yeah mate and fucking deep?
True by the way.
The plaque dedicated to "Dutch Devenish-Phibbs, 1900 - 1999" reduced me to helpless tears of laughter.
Beats my intended demise, being "shot in the back by an outraged husband at the age of 87", well, a man can dream can't he?
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