Friday, 5 June 2009

Interesting result

St Ives, Cambridgeshire:

Labour smashed into fourth place by the Tories, Lib Dems and ... the Monster Raving Loony Party!

Fucking. Hell.

17 comments:

Sambo said...

Oh I just came in my pants!!!!

What a glorious day!

Damo Mackerel said...

Obo, I say you must be having the time of your life. Will you be drinking tonight to celebrate?

Ross said...

That'smiliating result, for the Loonies to finish below the Lib Dems.

JuliaM said...

*giggles*

Leg-iron said...

I am going to print that one and frame it.

If I ever meet Lord Toby Jug, the beer's on me.

View from the Solent said...

I'll see your St Ives, and raise you Gosport

Two Labour candidates in Gosport were even beaten by punk-rocker Fungus Addams, from the marginal English Democrats party, who freely admitted to having 'no chance of winning'.

Here are the results from the Gosport Leesland and Town ward.
Two seats are up for grabs.

Fungus Addams, English Democrats, 972

Christopher Carter, Conservative, 3,802

* Peter Edgar, Conservative, 4,502

Graham Giles, Labour, 781

* Keith Gill, Lib Dem, 1,566

Brian Hart, Independent, 1,085

Terry Mitchell, Green, 981

George Morby, Lib Dem, 1,193

Jock Train, Labour, 619

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Ouch.

Call me Infidel said...

Oh the humanity....

The Economic Voice said...

Now that's what I call a result....time to go and deep fry the cat

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I have a luverly cat. You're not deep-frying her.

Custard said...

I don't think I have laughed so much since the pope died!

Cold said...

Fuck, that's funny.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

What that NuLiebour have been smashed by the Monster Raving Loony Party, or that you want to deep-fry my cat?

Rob Farrington said...

Oh God, I am in such a good mood right now!

I still think that Caroline Flint is hot, though.

Sorry; I know that the last sentence was totally pointless and redundant.

My Libido Made Me Do It!!!

Shug Niggurath said...

Sign up to the call a general election petition: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GoToCountryNow/

Call to resign one: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/

(I never started either, but there really are a paltry number of sigs on these. They should be in the MSM as far as I'm concerned)

Anonymous said...

I once had the misfortune to cross swords with a Labour party activist from that area of Cambridgeshire, and if there is a more obnoxious, treacherous and spiteful arsehole alive, I've yet to meet him. If cunts could fly, he'd be a squadron leader. If he had anything to do with campaigning then it's no fucking surprise the poor fuckers polled less than the MRLP.

Chalcedon said...

I live 12 miles from St Ives, note the real St Ives , in Cambridgeshire. I always thought they had their heads screwed on, except for the fuckwits at chucking out time on Friday and Saturday. Mind you, they are probably too young to vote (hint to police). There is of course a statue of Ollie Cromwell in the town centre. Hint to Labour......read what he said when he kicked parliament in the goolies!