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This week's b3ta newsletter is going to be awesome. I can sense it already.
The Jackson 4 have just announced tour dates....
*sigh*1. McDonalds have brought out the MJ Tribute Burger - 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.2. MJ wants to be melted down and made into Lego bricks so that kids can still play with him.3. MJ wants his ashes put into an Etch-a-Sketch so that kids can still play with his knob.4. MJ was admitted to the Cardiac Unit with a heart attack but asked to be moved to the children's ward for a stroke.5. MJ wanted to be buried at sea, attached to a couple of buoys.6. The undertaker asked his family what colour coffin they wanted. They said they didn't mind if it was black or white.7. The difference between MJ and ALex Ferguson is that ALex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.*/sigh*
Mark Wadsworth...titter titter.
My fellow negros:I share your grief.
According to the newspapers today, he's still dead. Until someone sights him riding Nessie or moonwalking with Bigfoot, of course.The news is full of stories that make him sound a bit odd. Do they think we hadn't noticed?Apparently the family want a second autopsy. Either they looked under the bed and found some bits the first autopsy missed, or they refuse to believe he was a robot controlled by Farrah Fawcett all these years. She forgot to hit the autopilot button before she conked out.So farewell then. six million dollar woman.And farewell too, man who owed six million dollars.A pityYou never met.You could have solved each other's dilemmas.
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