It's official: the government is today publishing a bill that will make child poverty illegal.
Now, given that children don't fucking legally have assets or the legal ability to earn income, it's a pretty fucking pointless objective. Jesus fucking Christ, bring back John Major and the Cones Hotline, Ed Bollocks hasn't got a fucking clue.
And the Prime Mentalist reckons this guy is an economic genius. No wonder we're fucked.