Monday, 6 July 2009

A fucking shit day

I had the delightful pleasure of being in London at a time when I am usually still ensconced in bed. I was a proverbial fifth wheel in an incredibly tedious all day meeting and I had the pleasure of travelling home surrounded by yammering fuckwits who just could not shut the fuck up.

I think I am going to drink heavily.

Fuck you all.

16 comments:

JuliaM said...

You could bottle that and sell it to tourists as 'the ultimate, immersive London experience'...

Anonymous said...

U Cunt.
We all have shit days. Some more than others.

Barking Spider said...

Are you there yet? London would make anybody drink!

Bob's Head Revisited said...

Tequila. That'll sort it.

Mitch said...

I've only been to the god forsaken hole twice and both times drink helped me get over it.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Public transport is for gayers

Sue said...

I've just spent two days in Peckham with a friend. To say it was the worse place I'd ever been, was an understatement.

What happened to London? Peckham High Street looked like a high street in Botswana or Nigeria!

I actually saw half a goat for sale for £29.99!

Catosays said...

I used to live, commute and work in the bloody place. What are you lot moaning about?

In all fairness, the thought of going back there to visit family never fails to fill me with dread!

Anonymous said...

Public Transport In London is absolute SHITE! Full of Gays twittering on and playing their dianaRoss, Michael Jackoff dance themes. Whats worse is the Iain Dale lookalikes - makes you wanna vomit.

aljahom said...

The inside of the M25 = The chocolate starfish of the UK.

AJ

WV:Laitards

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Henry North London said...

Did you play bullshit bingo?

Anonymous said...

I saw this and thought of you, Obnoxio.

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Anonymous said...

I actually saw half a goat for sale for £29.99!"
Same as the kid who got a job in a grengrocers shop in Brixton when one day a black man six foot eight tall walks in and says that he wanted half a cabbage. The boy said he would have to ask his boss. When he went in the back he said there is this fucking great nigger in the shop demanding half a cabbage! When he looked round the he was stood there and he said this coloured gentleman wants the other half.

Taranis said...

"wv:laitards"?

WTF?

wv:wvtards

Mitch said...

All at once or one at a time?