Friday, 3 July 2009

Great headlines of our time ...

Scots 'using chip fat instead of sun cream'

Idiots.

6 comments:

HeartAttackSurvivor said...

s/idiots/scots/

The Ghost of Michael Jackson said...
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Anonymous said...

simple explanation, once we've taken our shirts off to worship the sun god, there's nothing to wipe our fingers on after breakfast...

David Davis said...

well, why do you think Cubans use solutions of washing-powder instead of brake-fluid, in what is allowed to pass for their "cars"?

Socialism, taken to its logical conlusion, turns all people, even the Scots, into miserable, pre-peasant hunter-gatherer-wretches.

David Gillies said...

This is one for the 'life imitates the Daily Mash' file.

Anyway, the porridge wogs think 'chips' is a healthy choice for three out of the five portions of fruit and vegetables you're meant to eat each day. It's also not obvious how Scots are at risk of skin cancer since you need to expose the average Sweaty to hard UV for a good hour before he even turns white. As an ethnic Jock, I should know. I've been living in the tropics for ten years and so far I've managed to turn a sort of magnolia colour.

Anonymous said...

Seems to work on Deep-fried Mars Bars, so can't be too bad.