Friday 3 July 2009

NHS: "fail" at the most banal objective

What is the most trivial thing that you can get done with the NHS? My money is on getting a repeat prescription. It's a simple, click-a-button, repetitive task that can be done by the most feeble-minded cock-sniffer.

Isn't it?

Well, apparently not. I sent off an email request to my local cock-sniffer on Tuesday, and got an email back on Tuesday afternoon that the prescription would be at my pharmacy for collection yesterday. Due to the extreme cuntishness of the day I had yesterday, I didn't make it out there, so I went today.

Only to be told that the pharmacy had not received my prescription. Plus, the goat-felching arseweasels in the admin office had all fucked off for lunch, and I wouldn't be able to speak to anybody to get the script until half-past-two.

Oh, and by the way Mr Clown, fuck you with knobs on.

I can see why everyone else is so desperate to emulate this glorious service provider, I really can.

Fucking useless motherfucking arsebandit CUNTS!

3 comments:

EdinburghSteve said...

I thought it seemed like you hadn't taken your pills for a few days...

microdave said...

Well you could have cleaned the place whilst you were waiting...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196997/Hospital-patient-shocked-dirty-ward-climbed-bed-clean-herself.html

Anonymous said...

Do yourself a favour, look up the stuff they give you online and check it's not going to kill you. That seems to be their new modus operandi...

Z