Once also known as the POTUS, the letter W is now taking on a new and equally terrifying meaning and it's coming to visit the UK.
Those green shoots we've been seeing? Gordon's pissed on them, and the bile and sulphuric acid in his urine are going to kill them off. And then we'll be heading down again for some more unemployment, more ludicrous spending, borrowing and anal fisting from the taxman.
The double dip recession is here folks. And we are SO cunted.