Monday, 10 August 2009

Have a roffle

What’s more diesel models should no longer include a fuel tank. Instead, the diesel will slosh around the passenger foot wells, just to remind you what a penny-pinching pikey cunt you are, every time you get in your chug-a-boom piece of shit and emit your horrible smoke into the atmosphere.


Here.

8 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

He's Jezza Clarkson in disguise!

Pam Nash said...

Bloody excellent idea - make it law.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

We used to have a diesel escort. The timing belt snapped and that was the end of that. Had to push the bastard all the way home to the driveway. Got £100 from the scrappie for it.

Then the wife bought another escort. We still have it.

I know, I know...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Jesus, Rab, that's what happens when you let women choose cars!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I have a confession to make, I don't drive! Although I like cars.

Apparently I'm not a natural.

I have a forklift licence for work and I have demolished a breeze block wall, caved in the roller shutters twice, ripped down an entire row of strip lights, (25 double lights). There is more, but I can't remember.

Pam Nash said...

Rab - there's a film in that, somewhere :)

fidel cuntstruck said...

No Rab, for a Fork Lift driver you're definately a natural :o)

aljahom said...

Cheers for the link Obo ;o)

AJ