What’s more diesel models should no longer include a fuel tank. Instead, the diesel will slosh around the passenger foot wells, just to remind you what a penny-pinching pikey cunt you are, every time you get in your chug-a-boom piece of shit and emit your horrible smoke into the atmosphere.
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He's Jezza Clarkson in disguise!
Bloody excellent idea - make it law.
We used to have a diesel escort. The timing belt snapped and that was the end of that. Had to push the bastard all the way home to the driveway. Got £100 from the scrappie for it.
Then the wife bought another escort. We still have it.
I know, I know...
Jesus, Rab, that's what happens when you let women choose cars!
I have a confession to make, I don't drive! Although I like cars.
Apparently I'm not a natural.
I have a forklift licence for work and I have demolished a breeze block wall, caved in the roller shutters twice, ripped down an entire row of strip lights, (25 double lights). There is more, but I can't remember.
Rab - there's a film in that, somewhere :)
No Rab, for a Fork Lift driver you're definately a natural :o)
Cheers for the link Obo ;o)
AJ
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