Now, as someone who has had the odd car keyed or even accidental damage due to carelessness, I am quite happy for someone to get strung up for damaging a car. But I'm filled with a curious conflict here: she drives a Picasso. Is it even worth fucking up such a god-awful piece of crap? And isn't fucking up her car really cowardly? I'd much rather someone took her to task face to face for being a fucking thief.
I am, however, amused by the chipmunk's response to this:
But the Salford MP told the Manchester Evening News it was not part of a vendetta against her.
Instead she blamed the incident on "teenagers with nothing to do on a hot afternoon".
She added: "This is just the actions of a tiny minority."
What a curious thing to say! So, Haze, are you cool with teenagers having nothing to do on a hot afternoon going around fucking up people's cars? Because all I can say to you is that if you do think that's acceptable, I fucking hope it happens to you every day for the rest of your fucking life. I hope they brick your windows too. In fact, I may even pop round and help them out.
No Haze, I think you know full well that this is the action of people frustrated by the fact that no matter what they do or say, who they vote for, the political class will just carry on butt-fucking the taxpayer blithely. Petty violence against inanimate objects is demeaning, but it's the only thing left for most people trapped by an oppressive, aggressive, bullying, nannying, hectoring and above all, thieving state.
You smug ginger cunt.
Update: Guthrum concurs.