Tuesday, 25 August 2009

It's unanimous then ...

Bono is the smuggest cunt in the world.

10 comments:

Thomas Byrne said...

I'm sure if you put good old Polly Filler there or the Guardian in general they'd top Bono.

SaltedSlug said...

It was a tight run thing, but he just got there by a nose.

The massive fucking twat-handle.

A.B. Gordon said...

Peaches Geldof.

Ross said...

I demand a recount.

A.B. Gordon said...

Tried Tweeting the following on Tweetminster (Prezza) When did Britain become a de facto police state? I have been banned. That is the answer, then.

Rob Farrington said...

I remember that when the Pet Shop Boys had a go at him in the early 90's, his response was 'Oh what did I, what did I, what did I do to deserve this?', which I suppose at least shows that he has a sense of humour somewhere, even if it has since been buried under years of politically correct eco-looniness.

I have a theory that it's impossible for purse-lipped Guardanista-style Righteousness and a sense of humour to coexist in the same body. As one grows more dominant, it pushes the other out. Wasn't it Lucius Annaeus Seneca who said "Once you start down the road to the Dark Side, forever will it dominate your destiny"?

Or it might have been Yoda, Aristotle or Ben Kenobi. Oh fuck it, who cares? You know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, people think that I eat burgers, believe in free market economics and can't see a problem with McDonalds opening a branch in the middle of a rainforest if there's a demand for it because I'm politically aware and have decided, after much deliberation, that libertarianism is the right way to go.

Actually, I just want the girls. It seems to be working - my girlfriend is 17 years younger than I am...WIN!!!

When did you last get a blowjob from a groupie, Bono, you smug cunt?

I apologise for going off-topic and being generally long-winded...it must have something to do with my smoking some Genie Blend (similar to Spice Gold,which the government is trying to ban), earlier.

I'd better go now - the government has decided that smoking this stuff is dangerous and they're obviously right, so I'm going to go out and run naked down the street with a samurai sword, screaming that the Tribbles are trying to eat me. Anything to please our masters...

A.B. Gordon said...

No Rob it wasn't Lucius Seneca who said that but his brother Fred Seneca.

Rob Farrington said...

Ah, good old Fred Seneca...most people have never even heard of him, but I read once that the emperor at the time ordered him to kill himself, but his response was:

"Oh do fuck off and leave me alone, you self-righteous, self-important twat. And keep your fucking cabbages and sprouts for yourself. Don't bring them anywhere near me" (that might not be an exact translation, as my Latin as a little dodgy).

Ancient wisdom though, and relevant even now...

A. Twat & Lawyer said...

I demand the vote is done again. It has emerged several individuals did not understand the extremely complicated and perplexing process which you put in place which would allow them to vote.

Mark Wadsworth said...

I've changed my mind. Can I change my vote to that knobhead out of U2?