Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Fuck, but this PISSES ME OFF!!

Not the inarticulate gurgling of some Labour fuckweasel, but this bit:

Today's Sun reports on a Jon Cruddas speech tomorrow


Why the fucking fuck do these cunts bother to give these cunting speeches, then? What is the fucking point of standing up and reading your speech to a bunch of bored people WHO READ THE FUCKING THING IN THE PAPER YESTERDAY???

Can anybody explain the mentality of this to me? Why do we fucking bother with politicians at all, why don't they just send their speeches off to the press and save us from the need to see or hear the cocksucking goat felchers at all?

11 comments:

Rob said...

Do they get appearance money?

captainff said...

Why the fucking fuck do these cunts bother to give these cunting speeches, then? What is the fucking point of standing up and reading your speech to a bunch of bored people WHO READ THE FUCKING THING IN THE PAPER YESTERDAY???

So that the people who go to see the speech can benefit from the sparkling delivery and warm personality of the politician?

Oh! Hang on .. ...

Lord Lindley said...

I do aggree, its annoying, but it gives them chance to see what reaction their pointless pile of drivel has on we the public pieces of dirt, that they have to endure talking to. They can then ask an adult for excuses as to why they 'didn't really mean that.' 'You peasants have misunderstood again, how stupid are you?'

A.B. Gordon said...

Quoting The Sun has to be an all time low for you, Oboe.

Ross said...

The idea is that they leak the speech to the press but if any aspects of it turn out to be controversial they cut it from the actual speech and deny ever having considered the deleted idea.

Anonymous said...

He isn't quoting the sun you idiot, he's quoting a precis of a sun article

A.B. Gordon said...

Even to mention The Sun is haram. You anonymous cunt.

Anonymous said...

There are many cocksucking goat felchers who would be very hurt & offended at being compared to cuntish MPs.

Rob said...

Interesting that it is Cruddas saying this. As MP for Dagenham he is in the front line against the BNP, his arse is on the line.

JuliaM said...

But no-one will be reading anything in the 'Sun', surely?

Or, do people really read it for the articles after all?

Turing word: gaters

What Brown is up to his ass in...

Johnny said...

jinx! ahh....felching. i made reference to that satanic act a couple of days ago. the thought of politicians felching a goat seems apt. i would see this as a pretty common practice, with said goat the subject of some bohemian grove occult ritual.