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"Which cunt thought a flight that arrives in El Armpitta at 1 in the morning was a good idea, then?"Your Boss because they hate youhttp://newslion.blogspot.com/
@Obo: "Which cunt thought a flight that arrives in El Armpitta at 1 in the morning was a good idea, then?"Probably the one who has to process your imaginative expense claims - it's called revenge I think.
I dunno, but I've got a good joke...***************************A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Which cunt thought a flight that arrives in El Armpitta at 1 in the morning was a good idea, then?Michael O'Leary.
Ying Chang tries to pull a sicky... "Hey boss! I feel like shit today. I stay home."Boss: "Ying Chang, you lazy, no-good cunt. I need you here. We busy as fuck. Tell you what. When I sick, I go to my wife, tell her to give me sex. Then I feel right as rain."(Two hours later the phone rings)Ying Chang: "Hey boss! I took your advice. I feel great now! I come in work! (Pause) Hey boss! You got nice house!"
Hey there, Sperm! Long time no see, boyo!Did they get you for nicking cars down in Barry or what? :o)
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