Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Teh hawtness

Just been sitting on a beachfront cafe watching the babes promenading. A light shower added just the right mix of wildness and moisture to the proceedings. An entire town, filled to the brim with fit young hardbodies, tasty thirtysomethings and even sultry and sexy slightly more mature ladies and it's effectively one big wet t-shirt display as well.

Well, you'd have a heart of stone not to look, at the very least!


John Demetriou said...

" young hardbodies..."

Have you been reading any Brett Easton Ellis, lately, perchance?

And you had me down as a chainsaw wielder.


Atheist Ranter said...

Life can be good... Hmmmmm

Goddess Aphrodite said...

Why have we no pics? Lol

Anonymous said...

Be a bit more subtle with the binoculars though.

Rob Farrington said...

"Be a bit more subtle with the binoculars though.".

Sunglasses are a godsend, I find, especially if you're married (fortunately I'm a free man, now). You can ogle to your heart's content.

Using binoculars at the same time though, tends to be a bit of a giveaway for some reason. Saying that you're just birdwatching just tends to get you an even bigger slap.

On next week's episode of 'Rob's Advice On How To Deal With With Women': 'The Clothes Shop, The Size Of Her Bum, And You'.

Leg-iron said...

Mirrored sunglasses ae the weapon of choice for the determined lech, ...or so I understand.

Heart of stone? Surely the stone effect was elsewhere?


Mitch said...

Just cos you drive a ford doesn't stop you admiring Ferraris.
If you haven't got sunglasses a shop window reflection helps ;-)

Rob Farrington said...

Or as I like to say, "Just because you've already ordered doesn't mean that you can't still read the menu"!

Word verification: 'BLESS'. Did I somehow end up at Cranmer's site again?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said,'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
'That was incredible!' she said.
'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
'That was incredible!' he said. 'Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?''
'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.'