I have noticed this happening far too often for it to be a random coincidence.
So, if you're thinking of buying a BMW 320d, especially a station wagon: fucking think again. Because you don't want to be a fucking cock, do you?
*I'm an idiot.
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
BMW fights back!
Although the received wisdom is that cocks have moved on from BMWs to Audis, I'm pleased to advise that BMW is staging a fightback. It seems that a large number of cocks have decided to adopt the BMW 320d as the "I-own-the-nearoffside*-lane" vehicle of choice. Especially the fucking station wagon.
I have noticed this happening far too often for it to be a random coincidence.
So, if you're thinking of buying a BMW 320d, especially a station wagon: fucking think again. Because you don't want to be a fucking cock, do you?
*I'm an idiot.
I have noticed this happening far too often for it to be a random coincidence.
So, if you're thinking of buying a BMW 320d, especially a station wagon: fucking think again. Because you don't want to be a fucking cock, do you?
*I'm an idiot.
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Makes a change for the cocks to be in the nearside lane. Most seem to park in the overtaking lane.
Fuck. My mistake.
Known, I believe, by motorway police as "The FLOC" - "The Fast Lane Owners' Club". :-)
Don't understand your reference to "station wagon" ... as any fule kno BMW 'estate cars' have the very distinguished badge of 'Touring'.
Please use correct terminology in future ... us BMW drivers are very sensitive, which is why we get so upset about other car drivers using the BMW-only overtaking lane.
Let's face it. All BMW drivers are fucking nobheads.
Since I sold mine 2 weeks ago; -)
No, AJ - you're just a knob head who bought the ultimate hairdresser's car. :o)
'tis a badge I wear with unparallelled pride.
And it turns out, the fags were right - blokes do give better blowjobs.
Only since you started giving them! :o>
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