Tuesday, 6 October 2009

Fat fucking chance

Cunt.

2 comments:

Sperm Lewis said...

We window-lickers are obviously going to have to create our own content today.

The best punchline to a joke I have heard in a quarter of a century is:

'Pard'n me, Roy: is this the cat that chewed your new shoes?'

The version I heard, from a low-down gobshite, later renowned for the party trick of shoving a condom up his nose and pulling it out of his mouth, involved Roy Rogers, Tonto [?], and a cowboy-boot-thieving pole-cat and lasted about 45 minutes. Doubtless there are others.

Barry Stonham said...

Latvia "Officially Fucked" European Union said today.