Scotland Yard is battling to stop criminal gangs turning London into the identity theft capital of the world.
The gangs are setting up fake-ID factories using printers bought at high street shops. The Met has shut at least 20 “factories” in the last 18 months and believes more than 30,000 fake identities are in circulation.
Police examined 12,000 of them and established they were behind a racket worth £14 million.
So far, so very, very vin ordinaire. However:
One £750 printer was withdrawn from sale at PC World after detectives revealed it could produce replicas of the proposed new ID card and EU driving licences.
Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck was all that cunt-buggering arse-waft from that fat, useless cunt Jacqui Smith about how fucking impossible it was to fake these fuckers, when £750 in PC-fucking-IT-dumpster-diving-World can get you the equipment you need?
How the fuck can fucking idiots still trumpet that cock-sniffing about how you've got nothing to fear if you've done nothing wrong? If some cunt takes your ID and uses it to commit a crime, then leaves your "unforgeable" ID card behind at the scene, you're fucking cunted, aren't you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! FUCKING CUNTS!