Friday, 23 October 2009

Sometimes, it's better to just plough on ...

"Aha!" I thought, as the Scat Nav told me of impending disaster and offered a re-route.

Three fucking hours later, I finished a two hour journey.

11 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

'Tom, you bastard', is a frequent cry in our car.

Andy Russell said...

Why not use a fucking map?

Anonymous said...

Buy A Brompton - it would then take you six hours!

Bob said...

Dont WORK - SLACK OFF!

Anonymous said...

Andy, if you map read while driving ,please could you let everyone know your car make, model, colour and registration number so we can avoid you in time.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous

I've been told that it is possible to read and memorise directions in advance.

Even if you do this with your GPS before you set off, you should realise when you are going astray.

Are you the sort of person who needs a calculator to work out 3 root 125?

Anonymous said...

RTFOP : Was not Obo talking about a change of route mid-journey? Memorised directions would be fuck all use for this.
FYI cube root of 125 is 5 and no, I didn't use a calculator.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous:

I own up. I was wrong and you are right. I apologise both to you and to Obo.

As penance, I am going to knock one off to this: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01405/dawn-butler-pa_1405666c.jpg
Untagged to prevent frightening someone.

National breakdown man said...

LOL, where is your "MORAL" compass ?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

It's in Gorgon's, er, eyehole.

National breakdown man said...

"Just cockpit distraction," pilot says after over-shooting Minneapolis airport

http://www.argusleader.com/article/20091023/UPDATES/91023033/-1/COMMUNITYPUB0112

You Cunt, lol