Tony Blair should be made president of the European Union because he warrants a large motorcade, David Miliband has admitted.
Jesus. Well, that's a fucking good reason, isn't it? Doesn't it make you feel better knowing that such an intellectual powerhouse is representing your interests abroad?
Personally I think the cunt Bliar warrants a visit to the war crimes tribunal and an intimate visit from an anal impaler. And Banana Boy can take a trip on the Saw.