A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
I once pulled a logical log tape out during an ontape restore to stop it replaying the transaction that caused a long tx.........worked though!
Cock caught in zip?
rm -rf /
you haven't killed another prostitute again, have you?
Put a bet on Labour to win the next election?
You decided to follow Guy Laliberté into space, took a wrong turning and ended up in Aberystwyth?
I'm loving your ideas, and they're all great, but none of them is even close in scale to what I did. :o(
Have you hired Roman Polanski as your babysitter?
Give us a clue then, work or home??
Have you put a mobile-phone-triggered explosive device up your backside, and written your number in some service station toilets under the words 'for bum fun ring ...'?
You haven't shagged the wifes sister/mother/grandmother or best friend? and knocked em up.
OK Mitch, that's a good one.But nope.
Does it involve a family pet?
Oh dear. I think I'd better leave THAT one alone! :o)
You've just fucked your wife's sister/mother/father ?
Mitch beat you to it. ;o)
Being caught wearing you wifes underwear is nothing to be ashamed of Obo. Just try to remember a long overcoat when venturing out next time.
"I've done something incredibly stupid"Please let the answer be 'sister'..
Because if you did you needn't worry so much - you can get a cream from the clinic..
You've just bought a computer running Windoze?
Does it involve credit card bills and.......err shall we say entertainment?
Does it include surfing sites without "Privacy Protection" enabled?And /or allowing a 3rd party access to your PC?
You went for a 'porn star trim' on the wrong setting and have sustained a scrotal injury?
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