Saturday, 28 November 2009

Black puppy?

Despite it being a lovely day and despite having the penis extension available for a brisk run, I feel down. I woke up feeling like the world is on my shoulders and I can't seem to shake it.

13 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

That's me every day...

Jonny said...

Strange, I felt exactly the same when I woke up this morning.

I think it's something to do with realising the country really is fucked this time, and it's probably permanent.

Old Holborn said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMG-4VHizz0

Anonymous said...

Shake it?

You're doing it wrong.

Think happy thoughts (no not Gordon + bliar + piano wire)

Up and down - that's the key.

Anonymous said...

Jonny - yeah, I am fucking OUTRAGED that the CRUd emails are being sat on by the MSM.

But, it sounds like the good ol' USA's political machine is starting up, and so're the antipodean ones - hopefully that's a fucking great hoof in the 'nads for copenhagan.

If Obamalama is stupid enough to sign up to ANYTHING, he'll be crucified for falling for the scam - over to you dingdong, you mong.

So, now the future of the UK (&planet) is once again reliant on the actions of foreigners. What's wrong with this country?

Dr Evadne said...

This may help:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

You obviously didn't get the percentage of bleach to whisky right.

microdave said...

It's a good job Armando Iannucci hasn't got much hair - that twat of a barber never actually did any work.....

Goodnight Vienna said...

Rab & Jonny have got it. Reach for the sick bucket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a5vaIsaxB8

Anonymous said...

TRY LAYING BRICKS INSTEAD OF JUGGLING THE FUCKERS AND SEE HOW FUCKING AUTUMN GREY SKIES AFFECT YOUR DAY?
AND THE NEXT CUNT WHAT TALKS ABOUT THE GLORIFICATIONS OF PICTURE POSTCARD FROST DIES?
SOAKING WET BACK AND COLD SHOULDERS WITH DEEP FROZEN KIDNEYS
& A BUNCH OF MOANING WOMANY CUNTS
fucking turd

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Anon 19:17

I take it you're not in a very good mood today...

Would you like to talk about it?

David Gillies said...

Stop being such a poof, Obo.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu_ok37HDuE