Friday, 13 November 2009

Dear ActOnCO2

I've just caught your latest snappy advert suggesting that I drive five miles less every week.

Well: fuck you.

Just for that, I will make sure that I drive an extra five miles in each of my collection of cars every fucking day.

You arrogant, LYING motherfuckers.

Suck my fucking balls.

13 comments:

patently said...

What am I meant to do? Pull over 5 miles short of my office and sit there all day?

JuliaM said...

Yes. With the engine running...

Mwahahaha!

MTG said...

Wild swings between the profound and the gross result from loose connections inside a complex brain, Obno.

For a small fee I can permanently secure the hemispheres with a pair of silver staples, Obno.

nemo_sum said...

Nice one, OTC!

Johnny said...

the co2 causes climate change ruse is all but coming to an end. now even al gore says he overplayed the whole co2 aspect in inconvenient truth. now he's trying to turn the whole movement into something akin to spiritual movement. he says 'the reason for scepticism toward climate change is peoples' thinking. people need to alter their thinking.'... get fucked al!

Ed P said...

As I like plants and they love CO2, I'm going to drive "the long way around" from now on for their benefit.
That's me "acting on CO2": I urge all whose brains have not been atrophied by climate change nonsense to do the same

aljahom said...

Cheers for the heads-up.

Have just driven to my local shop via the two adjacent villages, at high speed.

And I didn't even need anything.

SpiteK said...

The arrogant fuckwits don't even reply to emails telling them to fuck off and die.

Fausty said...

Don't fund the Treasury with those 5 extra miles - use 50/50 diesel/vegetable oil if you have a diesel!

Lord Mandelson of Foy said...

Well said Obnoxio...
but if you are offering your balls to be sucked, can I put my name down?

Atheist Ranter said...

Love the post! But I'm still incandescent with rage that these lying cunts continue on and on spouting such shit causing the vast majority of the non-thinking "is that right" brigade to continue to think there is a problem.

I've just turned my central heating (oil) up 5 degrees and taken my shirt off!

Cunts!

Anonymous said...

So I get to leave my wagon in a place where I drive through with the doors locked and these cretins expect me to walk? Well f@*k you sideways! I have a 50 mile round trip per day but could spend 4 hours on three buses EACH way just to get there. With respect, take your "drive five miles less each week" and shove it! Right where the monkey got the nuts!

Clive said...

There's bound to be some aspect of civic life -- be it jury duty, council tax payment, or just some superstition about swine flu -- that would have required a five mile journey to carry out. It's a real shame that the local jobsworths will just have to go fuck themselves, but we all must do our bit to cut down the production of hot air.