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Hypocrite! Only last week you told us you would never wash your hands of taking the piss, Obno.
Free will? Exercise of choice? Or southerners on whom no bacterium would dare grow?
Yeah, but if you wash your cock in the morning you're good to go innit?
I don't wash my hands after urinating, because urine has sterilising qualities so I simply put my hands in the stream and soak up the pissy goodness.
If only every communal convenience had vivid instructions on how to wash your hands... oh wait.WV: extug - a memorable wank.
*My* parents taught me not to piss on my hands.;-)maximus otter
dude, i wash my hands before i have a piss.
If you shower in the morning, your Willy's probably cleaner than your hands are after 30 mins touching all surface.Logically then you should wash your hands b4 having a slash.
seriously??? You are in a country club?
Strange isn't it?He's in a Country Club, in a lovely part of the Country and is he taking in the scenery?..No, he's monitoring men's toilet habits< sigh!>
That's nothing. Try Chinese toilets!! Foul beyond description.
Wire brush and dettol for me...
I often make the judgement that my knob is less of an infection risk than the taps. At least I know where it's been since it was last washed.All (and I mean ALL) taps should be replaced with valves and proximity sensors. Nothing else makes sense.
"He's in a Country Club, in a lovely part of the Country and is he taking in the scenery?..No, he's monitoring men's toilet habits" Everyone's entitled to a hobby...
"All (and I mean ALL) taps should be replaced with valves and proximity sensors. Nothing else makes sense." Kew Gardens has those (well, in the ladies, at least). They are a surprisingly simple, yet splendid, idea.
Like you said no dixi no toilet paper and bursting for a massive dump three lifts up?answer climb through a window curl a turd that is better than an orgasm on a cement sack or plaster bag (if you are lucky) and look like a guilty dog shitting on the carpet take a blunt stanley knife and cut both sides of your under crackers to wipe terry turtles vomit off the spread ? Check the back of the trousers to see if it shows through and if you´ve got any shit on the thumbs rub your hands in cement dust and smell?GET HOME AND FINGER THE MISSESAND PIGEONS
Obviously the 'posh' hotel was not upmarket enough, there should be a 'man' on hand to hold the offending appendage as required and wield said toilet paper. Thus no need to wash one's hands.
Somali cockwashers, here we come!
So long as you don't piss on them or get shit on them, what's the fucking problem?
This chap didn't wash his hands, either,but then he didn't have a lot of time!http://www.ihatethemedia.com/youtube-violation-video
The man with a toilet trouble can hold it in TERRY TURTLE wise is the bricklayers HOLDING IT IN before tea break?FARMER GILES is a bricklayers curse THATS WHY WE STAND ON TIP-TOES AND KEEP PIGEONS?the garden looks good
THERE ONCE WAS AN HERMIT DAVEWHO LIVED WITH AN WHORE IN CAVESHE WAS UGLY AS SHITWITH ONLY ONE TITBUT IMAGINE THE MONEY HE´D SAVED????
Gentlemen do not wash their hands in lavatories.
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