Dear Ellie is a bit of a Labour fangirl - her favourite sexual fantasy is a three-way with Harriet Harman and Jack Dromey.
Can you really imagine jilling off to this?
Anyway, nasty, violent trolls like me get blocked on Twitter by Ms Gerrard and her intellectual equal, Kerry McCarthy for saying unpleasant things and being mean. This did not stop the not-at-all-nasty-or-mean Ms Gerrard from ... well, read it yourself.
People in glass houses, Ms Gerrard, people in glass houses ...