Sunday, 8 November 2009

Kerry McCarthy is a weapons-grade cock-end

I mean, we already knew this, but consider this gem:

@shanegreer @wallaceme It's like Boris liking the Clash. How can he listen to something which is fundamentally opposed to everything he is?


I think she's actually fucking serious, too.

I'd like to point out to the Dishonourable Member (and I use the term in its most ribald sense!) for Mogadishu East that not everyone defines themselves completely and utterly by their political affiliation.

Apart from Labour obsessives, apparently.

This woman really is almost simple-minded:

@MatthewRBarrett @wallaceme @shanegreer U should be listening to Club Tropicana or Spandau Ballet. Or James Blunt. #musicfortories


Seriously? The Tories should still be listening to 80's music? What the fuck is that then? This is just about entirely incomprehensible. Is that because Kerry associates the Tories with the 80's? But they also ruled for most of the 90's, Kerry. Are they not allowed to listen to 90's music then? And what about the "noughties" - does all the music from the last 12 years belong exclusively to Labour supporters then?

But she's definitely serious:

@EinyS I think I'm qualified to judge that the Clash and Boris Johnson are polar opposites.


She really does think that people aren't allowed to broaden their horizons or listen to music that doesn't accord with their political beliefs. I suppose BoJo isn't allowed to listen to Pink Floyd, either.

I guess they don't want James Blunt's vote, either:

@eljmayes I am not familiar with that work. But any Labour supporter who likes James Blunt should be expelled from the party.


This is one of our ruling elite, folks. She is allowed to change the laws in this country. She is one of the privileged 646.

This is our Twitter Tsar. She is the person designated by the ruling party in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to show us all how Twitter can be a force to help the country.

She clearly displays less maturity and sense than my hormonally-confused teenage daughter. Is it not remotely frightening to anyone reading this to think that someone so astonishingly narrow-minded and quite frankly stupid, holds a position of authority and responsibility in this country?

In a sense, it would be better if they really has signed away all their power to Brussels. Would you really want such a complete poltroon in any way running the country?

Update: I was reminded of this forum discussion about "the mental". I felt it was appropriate...

Update 2: Kerry has an equally stupid go at Shane Greer. What a fucking moron.

16 comments:

Old Holborn said...

I'm sure Boris would like a white riot

aljahom said...

Do you reckon Labia High Command know she's gone native on twitter?

Hardly the way one should expect elected representitives to conduct themselves.

A portfolio of her 'hate speech' could be usefully deployed in her constituency at election time.

Pam Nash said...

She's so stunningly stupid, I'm ashamed to be of the same gender. She's the worst kind of partisan, bigoted redneck. An MP?? Gawd 'elp us, hopefully not for much longer!

She am stoopid said...

"hormonally-confused teenager"
Ha-bloody-ha.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Having a politician say he likes your music is usually the kiss of death for any sort of credibility, either for the politician or the band concerned. e.g. Call Me Dave says he liked The Smiths.

Well, I always thought The Smiths were shit, so fair do's, but what if he said that he liked [insert name of your favourite band]?

Wouldn't that just completely ruin your enjoyment thereof for ever more?*

* I'd exclude that Tory PPC (who was sacked two years ago for stating that many of his potential voters told him they agreed with Enoch Powell), who being a middle aged white bloke listened to ELP, Jethro Tull, Genesis etc. Nigel Hastilow, I think he was called.

Lancastrian Oik said...

Somebody ought to transcribe "Rock The Casbah" for the silly bitch. Or better still, play it from loudspeakers on a van touring Mogadishu West- see how the followers of "the religion of peace" interpret the lyrics- disrespectful of The Prophet (PBUH) or what? The daft bastard.

Martin said...

Shit, I'd better go burn all my RATM records...

oh, wait, I'm not a fuckwit like Kerry. Think I'll keep them.

The Grim Reaper said...

For some reason, I think a picture of a bear taking a shit in the woods would have worked beautifully with this entry.

Although the bear would probably have e-mailed in later, complaining it was being associated with the likes of Kerry McCarthy and her mad rantings.

Leg-iron said...

Poltroon? Egads, man, get with the times. This raddled harridan is an utter cad.

I wonder what she'd do with fans of Captain Beefheart and very early Kraftwerk? Probably send me to join the Raving Loonies.

What about 'God Save the Queen', or is that a sign of a BNP voter now?

I think I'll break out the Leonard Coehn records. They are much more cheering than listening to MPs.

Leg-iron said...

(sigh) should be 'cohen'. It's late, and there was booze involved.

John Pickworth said...

Laugh if you want...

But while I know the Clash's lyrics often had a left-wing narrative, the way they were delivered was pure Thatcherite.

Anyway, good to hear that Kerry is taxed with such important matters of State. Next week: Kerry twits about politician's underpants.

JuliaM said...

"I'd like to point out to the Dishonourable Member (and I use the term in its most ribald sense!) for Mogadishu East that not everyone defines themselves completely and utterly by their political affiliation."

She wouldn't understand you if you did. It'd be like trying to explain walking upright to your dog - she literally wouldn't understand how anyone could think it was a good idea...

subrosa said...

I expect this is the kind of music she enjoys:

http://tiny.cc/DiekA

Tomrat said...

And what about the "noughties" - does all the music from the last 12 years belong exclusively to Labour supporters then?

Five words, 9 Sylables: Cascada and Fast Food Rockers.

Tomrat said...

Leg-iron,

Moonlight in Vermont by the Beef is the best song ever, that or Love Machine by Girls Aloud (I am a man of many contradictions).

Old Holborn said...

I beleive Kelly is currently mastering the Somali Skin Flute.