Poor families will also receive 12 months’ free internet use under the terms of the Home Access scheme, launched next year, which will allow parents to spend up to £500 on a computer from an approved list.
Five hundred quid????????
Jesus, I bought the current Mrs Clown a new laptop in the sales and you can get a fucking lot for £500! We got a fuck-off HP for £400. What's wrong with a £300 netbook for the fucking cunts anyway?
The move is part of a bid by ministers to drive up standards in deprived areas, with the white working classes thought to be at particular risk of being left behind.
Ah. Labour out buying votes with my fucking money again.
Vernon Coaker, the Schools Minister, said: “We want to give every pupil personalised learning.
Well, Vernon Cockhead, can I suggest that instead of fucking pissing money up against a wall for laptops that these cunts will sell on ebay immediately after you fucking give them the dosh, why don't you rather fucking focus on the fucking schools, you fucking incompetent spendthrift fucking turd?
Why the fuck are you once again fucking abrogating your fucking responsibility, which is actually fucking schools and hoping that these cunts will sort out their own education via the fucking intermong?
You unspeakable incompetent piss-boiling cuntwaft of a fucking poltroon.