If you want to eat baked beans on toast: there's a crap from that.
If you want to eat prunes, dried apricots and yams: there's a crap from that.
If you want to eat mountains of fruit: there's a crap from that.
If you want to eat curry and rice with a naan: there's a crap from that.
If you want to eat Thai food: there's a crap from that.
But if you really want to shit yourself into a coma, there's nothing better than slightly dodgy fish.
The new iShit.
From Crapper.
10 comments:
Given your blog's motto, "I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish", I'm not surprised that your body rejected the result.
Depends on the kind of pleasuring you're doing.
Oh dear, are you sure it was fish? ThAt's the worst kind, but it usually leaves the body from BOTH ends, if you know what I mean....
Maybe it was the accompanying brussel sprouts. :o)
Fish rot from the head. The arse rots from the fish.
- Sir Laurens Van Der Post
Alright Spermy? How are things among the sheep?
"Depends on the kind of pleasuring you're doing."
I find that rather hard to swallow...
How the fuck did you find that ??
What the hell was the picture on that link? Cum brulee?
Dodgy fish are a great bowel cleanser. Quick, too. Like a short but painful visit from Anorod.
Look on the bright side. It's not in you any more!
Oi. Why did that come up as anonymous when I was signed in?
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