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Happy New Year!RingpieceArseGravyBawsack
*bangs saucepan lids*Morning.
Does wking up naked on the footpath with your creditcard behind your ear and your car keys up your arse qualify as a good time???
That depends, Carpe Jugulum, on the size of your card balance when your statement arrives .......
I fucked over on an icy pavement, whilst walking down to the newsagents this morning.Happy new year MY SORE ARSE - well my bruised shin, actually....I see you've made your resolution to carry on swearing!
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