Monday, 11 January 2010

The state is not your friend

Fuck's sake!

The youths approached the kitchen window, before attempting to break into her garden shed, prompting Miss Klass to wave a kitchen knife to scare them away. Miss Klass, 31, who was alone in her house in Potters Bar, Herts, with her two-year-old daughter, Ava, called the police. When they arrived at her house they informed her that she should not have used a knife to scare off the youths because carrying an "offensive weapon" – even in her own home – was illegal.

What the cunting fuck is wrong with the fucking police? Have the motherfuckers gone completely fucking insane?

This advice sounds scarily apt:

The lesson here is simple: never call the police. Never. Ever. They would have arrived too late to protect her had it turned violent and in any case Myleene Klass, who acted commendably by making it clear to intruders that she would defend herself and her child, was the only person who actually faced the possibility of arrest when the police did arrive.

If you have to defend yourself, do not call the cops afterwards and if possible leave the scene as soon as possible no matter how clear it is that you are the aggrieved party. And if worst comes to worse and you get into a violent confrontation in your own home with an intruder, try to make sure your story is the only one the cops will hear (under no circumstances try to detain the scrot for the coppers to collect).

And if the cops do show up, just remember that your statement is not about speaking truth from a position of innocence, it is about not giving the state any pretext to arrest you. Stay nothing about what happened until your lawyer arrives.

Just remember that arresting you for daring to defend yourself is easier than looking for some criminal who attacked you because the police know where you live and getting any arrest shows up as a positive result in their statistics. Ideally just defend yourself and do not call them at all afterwards.

Unintended consequences of those wise government policies. And yet people still insist that we need more goverment. Smarter government. The right kind of government.

Wake up folks, it's all crap. Just like the only good socialist is a dead socialist, the only good government is a dead government. They are all fucking cunts.


JD said...

There's no government like no government.

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I am Stan said...

She should have waved her last single at them that would of shown em....

God she`s fit!

OldSlaughter said...

Fair one. I wish they could of taken out Myleene Klass first though.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I'll take her out wherever she wants to go. Hell, I'll even eat her out! :o)

Joe Public said...

"The lesson here is simple: never call the police. Never. Ever. "

But if Mylene thought one of the intruders had "a gun", they'd be round pronto.

[The old joke - bloke reports burglars breaking in, so dials 999, only to be told they couldn't come round for 3 days.

He rings 999 again saying they've got a gun. With 5 mins an Armed Response Unit arrives, to find the burglars unarmed. "I thought you said he had a gun" says Cop#1.

"I thought you said you couldn't come for 3 days" replied the bloke.]

Barking Spider said...

Amen to that!

John R said...

Ann Widdicombe had the right of it. A couple of years ago she said to some interviewer that burglars left their 'uman rights at your front door. The poor beeboid seemed unable to deal with this and only spluttered in response to this pearl of wisdom.

If you can be bothered to dig out the stats you'll find that the US states with the lowest domestic burglary figures are the ones with the highest gun ownership. I guess even thieves have enough sense not to chance waking up a householder who might decide to take a pot-shot first and ask questions later. Maybe we ought to allow all householders to own a gun for defence of their property (no carry permits or other outside use) and make it legal to remove burglars from the gene pool if they're inside your home. Can't make things any worse than they are today.

Mrs Proudie of Barchester said...

How about this one:

"Father arrested for 'racist' email"

"A businessman was investigated by police after council officials accused him of being 'offensive' to gipsies in an email he had not even written.

The 45-year-old IT company manager, who was arrested in front of his wife and son, even had his DNA taken.

It happened after staff at Rother district council in East Sussex declared the phrase " It's the 'do as you likey' attitude that I am against" - sent in an email to their planning department - was potentially racist because 'likey' rhymes with 'pikey'.

The businessman was held in a cell for four hours until officers established he had nothing to do with the email.'

I mean, what is going on?