Monday 4 January 2010

Tell you what...

Your email address on Prize Claim Approval Number: KIASOUL1672/2009 has won you £450,000.00 British Pounds Sterling and a KIA's brand new 2010 Soul Car. For claims and due remittance of funds. Please contact the claims officer for more information.


Even though Sterling is currently half-way round the U-bend, I think you can keep the Kia.

Fucking maroon.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like you, Obo.

JO said...

Christ, haven't these Niggerian bastards got planes to blow up?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Interesting Freudian slip there, JP! :o)

JO said...

Oh dear, completely accidental!

Anonymous said...

"Niger" is the Latin word for bl... bl... bl... differently white. Besides, there was only one of them, and who says he wanted to blow the plane up? I reckon he got an email offering him $450,000 to set fire to his underpants and start a resource-friendly, wag-the-dog war in some dusty place no one cares about: Yemen, for example.

Weston Bay said...

I think you can keep the Kia

You're only saying that Obo. Just think- another penis extension. Mmmmmm...

John Pickworth said...

It must be genuine...

They have a 'claims officer'.

;-)

Anonymous said...

Can I lick your penis extension?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Only if you brush your teeth first!

Anonymous said...

Will you brush them using your semen as toothpaste?

Mitch said...

At least the windows would be kept clean.

Ed P said...

Is that pronounced Key-arsehole?