If the Department Of Education doesn't show up for work, does that mean that the sad decline of our schools will cease? The decline that has accelerated ever since the founding of that department?
The Department Of Energy was founded to decrease our reliance on foreign energy sources. Despite a 28 billion dollar budget, and more than 100,000 employees, the amount of oil we import has increased since then. Do we need those guys?
Can anyone remember the last time the Department Of Housing And Urban Development was worth its salt? Why should ACORN grants be funneled through that department, when we could so easily write the checks to ACORN ourselves?
If the Department Of Agriculture were to be snowed in for a year, and we were allowed to import food from more economical sources overseas, do you think this would eliminate some poverty in the U.S. and overseas? In fact, if the Department Of Agriculture were to sink into the Potomac, would it be missed by anyone except some coddled millionaires?
What would happen if the Department Of Defense stayed home for a decade, and it was all our military could do to defend our borders? Do you think the number of attacks on America would be about like the number of attacks on, say, Switzerland?
Does anyone suffer when Secretary Of State Clinton can't get out of her driveway because of the snow?
Think of the pounds of regulatory mess that The Department Of Commerce will NOT write today.
Imagine that you just won the mega-lottery, and you wanted to give most of the money to effective charitable organizations that efficiently deliver aid, medicine, and comfort to low income people in the U.S. How many organizations would you consider before you voluntarily wrote a check to The Department Of Health And Human Services?
Look at what The Department Of Organized Labor has done for Michigan. Stay home, folks. We'll call you when we need you.
Think of what the Treasury Department has done for Wall Street, banks, AIG, Goldman-Sachs, and their buddies at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac for the past year. Treasury will not be able to cover gambling losses with your money today.
A big thank-you should go to the Department Of Transportation for not getting the roads cleared.
Tuesday 9 February 2010
Would that we could be so lucky!
Lucky, lucky bastards:
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Without all of these departments unemployment would be rife.
And rightly so.
Different country, same bunch of useless, overpaid, fat-pensioned cunts. Mostly unemployable in the private sector, these humanoids are dead-weight around taxpayers' necks
They probably believe they are necessary to the welfare of the country.
Any sane person can see them for the parasites they are.
Where do I vote for this guy?
He's fucking waaaaay-beyond our politicians.
Saying "they just don't get it" doesn't seem to be working (they think that we're the problem), when do we start stringing them up?
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