A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
Friday 26 March 2010
Beans! Beans!
The musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you feel like you're going to shit yourself to death if the fug of foul-smelling farts doesn't gas the fuck out of you first.
Beans are for homos. Try eating a whole tin of wasabi peas; the consequences are simply fucking terrifying. One of those "At first I was thought that I was going to die, then I worried that I wasn't" moments.
Couldn't we recycle farts as fuel? Perhaps Gordoom would be good enough to subsidize them. Then the more you produce, the more you would earn. Power to the bean!
4 comments:
Good job you aren't in a Swedish prison then!
Beans are for homos. Try eating a whole tin of wasabi peas; the consequences are simply fucking terrifying. One of those "At first I was thought that I was going to die, then I worried that I wasn't" moments.
And just think of the planet destroying methane you're producing. Perhaps the US EPA will put them on their list of things to ban...
Couldn't we recycle farts as fuel? Perhaps Gordoom would be good enough to subsidize them. Then the more you produce, the more you would earn. Power to the bean!
Post a Comment