I watched the budget on the telly earlier and the sight of that gurning monstrosity, his arrogant sneer for all to see....it was almost unbearable.
For goodness sake, will someone just shoot him. You'll be earning the gratitude of the whole nation! We'll have a whip round down the local to fund your fee. ANYTHING. But please not another five years of this mental montrosity.
It's more than any normal Briton can bear.
Even my cat agrees.
(She thinks if OH gets in, it should be free prawn for everyone).
Sixty: two blokes walking past a nudist beach. One says, "I wonder what goes on in there?"
Other one says, "Why not go have a look?"
First one hops over the fence, comes back about 15 minutes later with an astonished expression on his face, says: "There was a woman lying on the beach naked with a prawn hanging out of her cunt!"
Second one says, "I don't believe you!"
First one says, "Go see for yourself!"
Second one hops over the fence. Comes back about two minutes later looking pissed off, says "That wasn't a prawn you idiot, that was her clitoris!"
First one looks shamefaced and says, "Well, it tasted like a prawn..."
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Ah obo, the good bit starts at 1.03:30
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rq20p/House_of_Commons_24_03_2010/
maybe he has the makings of a priminister after all.
I watched the budget on the telly earlier and the sight of that gurning monstrosity, his arrogant sneer for all to see....it was almost unbearable.
For goodness sake, will someone just shoot him. You'll be earning the gratitude of the whole nation! We'll have a whip round down the local to fund your fee. ANYTHING. But please not another five years of this mental montrosity.
It's more than any normal Briton can bear.
Even my cat agrees.
(She thinks if OH gets in, it should be free prawn for everyone).
Sixty: two blokes walking past a nudist beach. One says, "I wonder what goes on in there?"
Other one says, "Why not go have a look?"
First one hops over the fence, comes back about 15 minutes later with an astonished expression on his face, says: "There was a woman lying on the beach naked with a prawn hanging out of her cunt!"
Second one says, "I don't believe you!"
First one says, "Go see for yourself!"
Second one hops over the fence. Comes back about two minutes later looking pissed off, says "That wasn't a prawn you idiot, that was her clitoris!"
First one looks shamefaced and says, "Well, it tasted like a prawn..."
(She thinks if OH gets in, it should be free prawn for everyone).
Woooo Heeeee.
I love P....
Oh! Prawn?
Nevermind then.
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