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Friday, 19 March 2010
For Fuck's Sake!
Christ on a trike! I have this recurring dream where the fucking front door bell rings. I then leap out of bed and go to the door, at which point I realise it was a fucking dream.
So now I'm fucking awake.
6 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Could be worse, it could be one of the tri-alliance doing some early morning campaigning... cunts!
I had a particularly vivid dream last night. I dreamt I was in ASDA's and was served by a dizzy red head with mad curly hair, who kept ringing up the wrong prices on the till. Consequently, my bill came to £146, not the £60 I was expecting. Everytime the wrong price was rung up, I kept shouting, 'No, no, no!' but dizzy just wouldn't listen and I was getting increasingly stressed. Woke up in a cold sweat, it was so real.
Must be my guilty conscience telling me something.
6 comments:
Could be worse, it could be one of the tri-alliance doing some early morning campaigning... cunts!
'leap' not at your age dear, stop exaggerating....
Cunt.
Really inconsiderate that dodgy lot from Porlock are
I've investigated the meaning of your dream and according to experts your dream means that you are a bell end. ;o)
I had a particularly vivid dream last night. I dreamt I was in ASDA's and was served by a dizzy red head with mad curly hair, who kept ringing up the wrong prices on the till. Consequently, my bill came to £146, not the £60 I was expecting. Everytime the wrong price was rung up, I kept shouting, 'No, no, no!' but dizzy just wouldn't listen and I was getting increasingly stressed. Woke up in a cold sweat, it was so real.
Must be my guilty conscience telling me something.
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