Friday, 5 March 2010

Hosanna in Excelsis Deo!

FROM THE CASH GRANT PROGRAMME DEPARTMENT
CATHOLIC CHARITY FOUNDATION
CATHOLIC ARCHDIOCESE, ROME

You are lucky to have been selected among the 3 benefactors of $2.5 million dollars to be awarded each by The Catholic Charity of the ARCHDIOCESE in Rome,Italy.

For further inquiry,
In order to claim your grant,
contact the Cash Grant Program Co-coordinator secretary
Honorable Richard Tony
Secretary and Treasurer (Cash Grant Programmed Co-coordinator)


Fucking illiterate mongtarded bastard cunts.

8 comments:

Jock Coats said...

Be fair, it has probably been translated from the Latin by a Yoruba speaker into English! :)

Bristol Dave said...

"Richard Tony"?

I rather suspect his real name is Babatunde Babatobe Adewale.

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

...and the I.P address of the email checks to Nigeria, right? :)

Rational Anarchist said...

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John R said...

Amazing, I never knew Rome was in Nigeria!

Jim said...

Can I have your prize if you don't want it?

dr cromarty said...

He'll go to hell for that, as well, the sacriligious, illiterate, fucking mong.

HeartAttackSurvivor said...

I've just received this stunner:
"Did you suffer a Gallbladder injury while using Birth Control?"

Fuck me sideways. Or, rather, don't...