Under the terms of a new three year Royal Mail pay deal, which has been criticised for allowing postmen to get paid more for working less, letters and parcels will be delivered one hour later - 3pm in towns and cities and 4pm in the countryside.
Customers? Who gives a fuck about them, eh? And it gets better:
Separately, householders could also be deluged by a blizzard of junk mail after the two sides agreed plans to expand the amount of junk mail which postmen can deliver.
Listen you fucking mongs, why don't you drop the pretence and just wipe your lazy, smelly, fat arses on our post before you shove through the wrong fucking door. Oh, hang on, that's what you do now.