Professor Philip Booth of Cass Business School sums up the problem: "Almost every Budget measure [on Wednesday] involved a spending favour for some small group or other, or some tax relief for a group that the Government hopes to sway behind the Labour Party at the election."
Thanks to Channel 4's Dispatches, we learned this week that the daily rate for former Labour ministers "on the make" is £5,000. Perhaps we should pay the entire Cabinet that rate to clear off for good and save ourselves a fortune.
Since we can't legally stick their fucking heads on pikes, let's fucking disband the government completely and just fork out 1,178,950,000 a year on MPs. They'll be rich beyond the dreams of avarice and we'll save a fucking fortune.
Win-win.*
*Nah, fuck it: heads on fucking pikes it is.
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I'm still enamoured of the heads on pikes idea.
I take it we aren't cutting the foo first, though? More of a rear-insertion, en brochette type of thing?
Either way works for me.
A Vlad the impaler system would work just as well, although I am sure Lord Fondlebum will be first in line for that.
You say it's illegal to stick heads on sticks but I've never heard of anyone being done for it. Any volunteers to have a go? Suggest Mandleperson first...
I'm intensely relaxed about mandelsons head on a pike.
That would be one funny looking fish.
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