A constant reminder that life was so much better before the internet
If she drools on you when you kiss her she may need emptying...
You'll wear yourself out if you don't get some rest.
And if she appears more wrinkled than you remember try putting some more air in her/him/it.
Of course you're still at it, you delusional bastard.Everyone knows you're a virgin.
Can't be that good if you stop to tweet....that strikes me as a very sad affair indeed.Who the fuck tweets they are having sex whilst having sex??? Urrrgggghhh!I have positioned my hand on my forehead in a L shape and am chanting looser !!
How much is this costing you?
I hope the blisters on your palms dont prevent you from blogging too muck Obo.
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