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Same as that!Just checked it out, one of the finest reads I've had online in years!Very amusing, yet curiously, at the same time, utterly infuriating. That I am forced to share a country with these degenerate low life bastards is actually quite depressing.Oh, well. What can we expect after decades of socialism.Great work and many commendations to Al, though. Nice prod in the eye to those shit bags.
Was it tears of laughter or despair?
JuliaM doesn't just do the underclass, I'd guess about two-thirds of the time she does the self-appointed taxpayer funded middle class who claim to speak up for them.
I'm afraid I stooped to swearing at one of them. I do apologise.
Funny as fuck."chatwa"....brilliant!
Gotta love me some prole-baiting.
The whole place is whacky.Rochdale might just produce a Labour GAIN come the election. Must be something in the water.
OMG, this is like all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp. You know you shouldn't go back, but you just can't help yourself.
Bwahahah! Rab and the Slug landed some lovely punches.http://www.nemadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1064649_drink_shame_of_car_smash_driverThe friendly bunch over at arrse went after this piece of shit, Dale Clay, of Manchester. Mum Alison said: "He was my only son and I love him but he was a silly lad to do what he did. He couldn't drive, he didn't have a licence."It was probably a friend's car, could have been anyone's."He had been in prison for two years and got out five months ago. He had his electronic tag taken off on 8 August and went daft, trying to make up for the time he had lost in prison."Check out the 'shrine' - "Friends and family have left a mass of flowers and other tributes, including candles and empty drink bottles, at the scene"Good riddance to chavscum.
Obo - thanks for posting that.Some awesome comments on there. The gift that keeps on giving.
That thread was the most awesome thing I've read on the net since...I can't remember!It needs to be preserved for posterity in Teh Innernetz Hall 'o Fame.
I could not endure the torture on the Al Jahom blog. Much less of a strain is the return to Obno, where correct spelling and punctuation of the obscene rant is mandatory.
#Comment by Obnoxio The Clown — April 22, 2010 @ 9:32 pmFuck off Kimberley you righteous cunt.Tut tut Obo, how could you speak so harshly to the young maiden.Laugh? I shat myself.Did anyone make it to the Facebook Wall of Shame and leave a scribble or two?
I think you misread the threading. I would have left the comment above my name...
My most abject apologies, Obo, you are indeed correct. I didn't get the layout and mis-read and mis-attributed all the comments to the wrong people. Sorry again that I would think you capable of calling anyone a cunt, righteous or otherwise.
And let that be a lesson to you!Cunt. :o)
I would have commented on Al J's piece but I don't have enough information to make up my mind.On the face of it, I'm with the 52, not the 25. But is all as it seems?25 is a bit old for a chav. The ones round here start at about 11, when they are reasonably manageable. A couple of years later requires the application of the metal pole. Fairer, I think, than the kitchen knife.
Shit I missed it. I live in the area www.chavscum.co.uk called the chav capital of the Country.You can take my word for it that they were actually quite literate for the type.One down, far too may to go. Samurai swords are all very well but I fancy a whiff of grapeshot would be more efficient.Credit to all, particularly enjoyed the monstering JD handed out to Shell, (not her name but a description of her usual attire).
Ive just read through that entire thread and it is so funny it has set me up for the weekend. I fear I will be emitting ramdom and uncontrollable bouts of giggling throughout the day.The incomprehensible text speak of those chavs is simply amazing.The piss taking of some of the bloggers, Obnoxio in particular had me in stitches.
I wrote this over there, originally split out over two comments: "There’s so much stupidity and fail in this thread, it’s unbelievable. Do keep up with the brilliant writing, Al Jahom... Obnoxio’s ripostes to some of these morons are absolute gold-dust. More, please. Feel free to stick that in your High Praise Indeed section if you read this, Obo." There's going to be some very thoroughly licked windows over at Al Jahom's today...
JD agreeing with Obo - fucking hellski!!!I agree with others, this is the funniest thing I've read for ages. The M62 in a downpour is not a pleasant place to be, but as an escape route from Rochdale it's paradise in comparison.I've been trying to visualise "Shell" - but the thought is making me feel ill. The blog post states "Comments (142)" but I can only see 68? I would hate to be missing some...
JD agrees with Obo.Old Holborn agrees with me.Something about worlds colliding springs to mind.I'm starting to panic.
Microdave - there's 68 main, numbered comments, but some of these have replies, hence 142.
Made me feel positively inspired. Might offer my services as translator of Chavspeak.
I think I'm about to despair. I really am. I just hadn't realised how Chavtastic Rochdale had become. Sadly a lot of the entire country is like this I expect.
Obo - thanks for the explanation. I was laughing so much that it wasn't clear!It's like Guido's layout, but without the boxes and lines to break it up.
Thanks Obo it was a highly entertaining read but deeply depressing at the same time. Socialism has a lot to answer for.
I believe Obo has seen this, but for the benefit of others....Belfield, RochdaleThe comment posted on Sept 2009 tells us all we need to know.Oh! I mentioned above that Rochdale 'may' become one of Labour's GAINS? Well apparently, due to boundary changes, it is already a nominal Labour seat (even though the current MP is a Libdem).
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