Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Beating Labour

A completely unknown fat cunt has bludgeoned a far-too-well-known fat cunt in a recent poll.

Since history or rather, the future, may not be kind to me, here is a screenshot:

Update: next stop, Nick Clegg!


Anonymous said...

And way ahead of the Man in the Mask and Guido...

The Penguin

Uncle Marvo said...

Aren't the subheadings for those two fat cunts the wrong way round?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Uncle Marvo, feel free to help yourself to a large, steaming mug of STFU and GFY.



The Grim Reaper said...

I notice in the first picture that you are on top of Charlotte Gore.

I bet you've been salivating over that prospect for years, you cunt. ;-)

Chuckles said...

Thats a right dodgy lot you associate with Obo.
BY their friends shall ye know them, all of the friends that money can buy, fallen amongst thieves and all that.

@The G R,

Are you suggesting it is unusual for other carbon based life forms to be involved?

Gordon said...

With a manifesto like that, even I could sweep to victory in a cloud noisome emissions.

Private Widdle said...

Something very fucking bent going on here. How the fuck did you end up there? Fucking postal votes?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her and he's good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Blushing and uncomfortable but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

HeartAttackSurvivor said...

#5 as of noon today - keep sucking the voters' poles, sunshine, you're nearly there!

Tuesday Kid said...

Go Obnoxio!