He was hailed by Alastair Campbell as the "megastar" who would boost Gordon Brown's flagging election campaign, but an Elvis impersonator has left Labour feeling all shook up.
Corby borough council is investigating whether the performance at the weekend breached the Licensing Act.
Two thoughts immediately spring to mind:
1. How many times does a Labour-initiated law have to bite some Labourite on the arse before someone wakes up and asks: "Are we perhaps doing this wrong?"
2. Absolutely no change any Labour heads will roll over this breaking of the law, same as with Barrenness Scuntland, Barrenness Udders, Kerry McCunty, Harridan Harpie, etc., etc., etc.
I hope they all die protracted, miserable, painful and lonely deaths.